if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at
your bodymeif he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at
your facemeif he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at
your soulme
SOMEONE HIRE ME PLS IM BEGGING YOU
I’ve had this awful migraine for a little over 7 hours now and no amount of meds are making it any better I feel like I’m dying
So, I got this silk robe at the thrift store today and it looks like something a middle-aged housewife would wear around the house to make herself feel sexy. Naturally, I have been wearing it all night feeling like I should be directing the yard workers or eyeing the pool boy. But, it has this off sort of smell to it that took me forever to figure out. It smells like old lady. Then I got to thinking… what if some old lady died in this robe and that’s why it smells so strongly. Then, I looked down and realized it was touching my pillow… I took it off and threw it on the floor in the corner of my room. It was nice while it lasted.
